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tal.ki topic:totallyawesomefightage
God wrote:
I send in enemies and you kill them.
That is how ---a wild text hater appeared! It has 30 hp!
I send in enemies and you kill them.
That is how ---a wild text hater appeared! It has 30 hp!
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I wrote:
All right!I jump into my text-plane,fly up to it and trow a bomb at it.5 damage!Then it smashes my text-plane and gives me 6 damage.
text-hater:25/30 hp
boywhoflies:16/20 hp
text-plane:-800/1
All right!I jump into my text-plane,fly up to it and trow a bomb at it.5 damage!Then it smashes my text-plane and gives me 6 damage.
text-hater:25/30 hp
boywhoflies:16/20 hp
text-plane:-800/1
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God wrote:
Because I did`nt send in the text hater, I shot it with a bazooka.350 damage!
text hater:-325/30hp
god:1000/1000hp
In the first post, I said how easy it is.
I sent in a mutant cockroach with a normal cockroach!
mutant cockroach: 25/25hp
normal cockroach: 2/2hp
Because I did`nt send in the text hater, I shot it with a bazooka.350 damage!
text hater:-325/30hp
god:1000/1000hp
In the first post, I said how easy it is.
I sent in a mutant cockroach with a normal cockroach!
mutant cockroach: 25/25hp
normal cockroach: 2/2hp
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I wrote:
I know this is your first topic ever,so heres some advice.
Don't say something like"I'm gonna do this like this"and not do it.Also, sending out a enemy with 25 HP when you have 1000 is stupid.Sorry, but it's true.Also,350 damage to something with 30 HP that you never sent out?Fail.
Since you did, I change hp to 1000.
Back on topic.
I see the cookroaches and barf on them.Both loose 1 HP, and I lose my lunch.
Me:1000/1000 hp and 0/1 lunches
N.C.:1/2 hp
M.C.:24/25 hp
I know this is your first topic ever,so heres some advice.
Don't say something like"I'm gonna do this like this"and not do it.Also, sending out a enemy with 25 HP when you have 1000 is stupid.Sorry, but it's true.Also,350 damage to something with 30 HP that you never sent out?Fail.
Since you did, I change hp to 1000.
Back on topic.
I see the cookroaches and barf on them.Both loose 1 HP, and I lose my lunch.
Me:1000/1000 hp and 0/1 lunches
N.C.:1/2 hp
M.C.:24/25 hp
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God wrote:
I give boywhoflies 350 kraft dinner noodles (a.k.a lunch). Boywhoflies levels up!
Boywhoflies:1003/1003 lunches:1/1 defense:4 attack:10
I give boywhoflies 350 kraft dinner noodles (a.k.a lunch). Boywhoflies levels up!
Boywhoflies:1003/1003 lunches:1/1 defense:4 attack:10
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I wrote:
LOL!
I take out a gameboy,stick my hand into the screen,pull out a chao,and throw it at the M.C.!
The chao stays there and attacks the M.C. for 1 damage a turn(Plus 2 from the impact)!
The M.C. gets arngy and eats the N.C..The N.C. is dead, but the M.C heals all damage!
It then spits acid at me.I take 4 percing damage!
LOL!
I take out a gameboy,stick my hand into the screen,pull out a chao,and throw it at the M.C.!
The chao stays there and attacks the M.C. for 1 damage a turn(Plus 2 from the impact)!
The M.C. gets arngy and eats the N.C..The N.C. is dead, but the M.C heals all damage!
It then spits acid at me.I take 4 percing damage!
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God wrote:
0 0
\_/
( " ) <-- This thing shot the mutant cockroach and it became a mutant mutant
/ | \ mutant mutant mutant cockroach.
/\
m.m.m.m.m.c:37/40 hp
0 0
\_/
( " ) <-- This thing shot the mutant cockroach and it became a mutant mutant
/ | \ mutant mutant mutant cockroach.
/\
m.m.m.m.m.c:37/40 hp
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I wrote:
You are trying to destroy it, right?Lol.
I ride a Teck Deck into the M.M.M.M.M.C..We(me and it) both take 5 damage!
M.M.M.M.M.C. 32/40 HP
Boywhoflies 998/1003 HP
Also,What you did is called a double post.It annoys a lot of pepole.It's ok now(it's just us,noone to annoy), but when(and if)another member comes in, you shoudent do it(and I will add it to the rules). We were the only ones when this was posted.
When That happens, the edit button(hover your mouse over Actions) will be your friend. That's how you would edit when useing tal.ki.
You are trying to destroy it, right?Lol.
I ride a Teck Deck into the M.M.M.M.M.C..We(me and it) both take 5 damage!
M.M.M.M.M.C. 32/40 HP
Boywhoflies 998/1003 HP
Also,What you did is called a double post.It annoys a lot of pepole.It's ok now(it's just us,noone to annoy), but when(and if)another member comes in, you shoudent do it(and I will add it to the rules). We were the only ones when this was posted.
When That happens, the edit button(hover your mouse over Actions) will be your friend. That's how you would edit when useing tal.ki.
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God wrote:
The m.m.m.m.m cockroarh farts on you. 1 damage! you are now poisoned.
Boy.:997/1003hp.
Meanwhile,I am running in a giant hamster wheel.
I level up!
god:1005/1005hp.
The m.m.m.m.m cockroarh farts on you. 1 damage! you are now poisoned.
Boy.:997/1003hp.
Meanwhile,I am running in a giant hamster wheel.
I level up!
god:1005/1005hp.
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I wrote:
I eat your wheel.I now have a poisined and a obese status.
I jump onto the m.m.m.m.m cockroarh and do 10 damage(since I am obese.Don't underestimate those guys!).
The m.m.m.m.m cockroarh then takes a dump.
I eat your wheel.I now have a poisined and a obese status.
I jump onto the m.m.m.m.m cockroarh and do 10 damage(since I am obese.Don't underestimate those guys!).
The m.m.m.m.m cockroarh then takes a dump.
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Samray wrote:
@god:You hurt NFW and level yourself up?Fail.You havent let any damage be done to you at all.
@anyone:Anyway, I give NFW a Tasty Tonic from Paper Mario TTYD then I curse at the M.M.M.M.M.C. until lightning falls on it.100 damage, but I am stuned until 5 posts later.
@god:You hurt NFW and level yourself up?Fail.You havent let any damage be done to you at all.
@anyone:Anyway, I give NFW a Tasty Tonic from Paper Mario TTYD then I curse at the M.M.M.M.M.C. until lightning falls on it.100 damage, but I am stuned until 5 posts later.
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Chedar wrote:
I read Samray's post and shoot a rocket at god for 1005 damage!
Just kidding, but you should let some damage be done to you.
Anyway, I stick a joystick into the MMMMMC so I can control it.I make it jump off a cliff and I jump off at the last second.It dies.
P.S. We forgot about the chao.
I read Samray's post and shoot a rocket at god for 1005 damage!
Just kidding, but you should let some damage be done to you.
Anyway, I stick a joystick into the MMMMMC so I can control it.I make it jump off a cliff and I jump off at the last second.It dies.
P.S. We forgot about the chao.
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God wrote:
I send in a tank.
tank:500/900hp
Before i sent in the tank: I throw a toy plane at the tank but it turns around and it becomes a combination of a sword and a stealth bomber. Then it stabs me. I take it out and throw it at the tank.
Me:805/1005hp
I send in a tank.
tank:500/900hp
Before i sent in the tank: I throw a toy plane at the tank but it turns around and it becomes a combination of a sword and a stealth bomber. Then it stabs me. I take it out and throw it at the tank.
Me:805/1005hp
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Samray wrote:
Part sword, hun?
*Looks at username*
Shoot.
*Joins tank* His username was SamuraiSword back then.
I punch Chedar in the face.
Chedar:950/1000 hp
Part sword, hun?
*Looks at username*
Shoot.
*Joins tank* His username was SamuraiSword back then.
I punch Chedar in the face.
Chedar:950/1000 hp
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God wrote:
Ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap samray is bad now.
I pee on samray. 50 damage! A fire mace falls from the sky. I catch it then I spin it forms a fire
tornado. I ride it home.
samray:950/1000hp
Ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap ocrap samray is bad now.
I pee on samray. 50 damage! A fire mace falls from the sky. I catch it then I spin it forms a fire
tornado. I ride it home.
samray:950/1000hp
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>:o wrote:
I don't think pee yould do as much damage as punching someone in the face, but samray is bad so we will ignore that.
God is out for now, right?
And we should probaly not have any "statuses" since we alwass forget about them(chao, stuned, obese ect.).
Starting for real, I come in as a chaos chao(NFW seems to like them, who else?) and fly into the tank.
50 damage!
tank:450/900hp
The impact also hurts me.50 damage.
Me:950/1000 hp.
I think there shouldent be level ups and we all stay a 1000.
2 pages! It was 2 pages back on the tal.ki forums.
I don't think pee yould do as much damage as punching someone in the face, but samray is bad so we will ignore that.
God is out for now, right?
And we should probaly not have any "statuses" since we alwass forget about them(chao, stuned, obese ect.).
Starting for real, I come in as a chaos chao(NFW seems to like them, who else?) and fly into the tank.
50 damage!
tank:450/900hp
The impact also hurts me.50 damage.
Me:950/1000 hp.
I think there shouldent be level ups and we all stay a 1000.
2 pages! It was 2 pages back on the tal.ki forums.
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Samray wrote:
I find that offencive.
Anyway, I throw my shoes at NFW.40 damage.Going along with >:o's hp idea,
NFW:960/1000 hp.
But you mean our hp to stay at 1000 and the enemy's hp(not including me) can be anything, right?
I don't think pee yould do as much damage as punching someone in the face, but samray is bad so we will ignore that.
I find that offencive.
Anyway, I throw my shoes at NFW.40 damage.Going along with >:o's hp idea,
NFW:960/1000 hp.
But you mean our hp to stay at 1000 and the enemy's hp(not including me) can be anything, right?
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Superpowered God (100000/100000) appears.
Micman27 (10000/10000) hacks to give himself a GIANT TRIPLE SPIKED BLACK SWORD FILLED WITH DARKNESS GLOWING WITH EPICNESS, and attacks Superpowered God.
Superpowered God loses 50000 HP. (50000/100000).
Micman27 summons a Superpowered Stick. (100000/100000).
Micman27 (10000/10000) hacks to give himself a GIANT TRIPLE SPIKED BLACK SWORD FILLED WITH DARKNESS GLOWING WITH EPICNESS, and attacks Superpowered God.
Superpowered God loses 50000 HP. (50000/100000).
Micman27 summons a Superpowered Stick. (100000/100000).
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Lets make this more wefight-ish, shall we? Remove the out of # on hp, mabye add a plot, have me turn into Rift Boywhoflies?
I eat Samray. Samray is defeated!
I eat Samray. Samray is defeated!
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Stick becomes evil.
Stick starts attacking everything!
Stick Death Laser Beam appears!
Stick Supercalifraglisticexpialadocious appears!
Stick Reallyawesomefastglowing appears!
Stick Wasyourfriendbutnowisnotyourfriend appears!
Micman27 says "Bother."
(DID I GO OVER THE LIMIT YET? IT ISN'T OVER WITH OUR PLOT OF DESTORYING STICKS TO SAVE THE WORLD! )
Stick Pee appears!
Stick appears! !sraeppa kcitS
Stick Cowowowowowowowowow appears!
Stick Devil appears!
Stick Noob appears!
Stick is waiting for more of his army to appear.
Stick army appears!
Stick says "This is good."
Stick starts attacking everything!
Stick Death Laser Beam appears!
Stick Supercalifraglisticexpialadocious appears!
Stick Reallyawesomefastglowing appears!
Stick Wasyourfriendbutnowisnotyourfriend appears!
Micman27 says "Bother."
(DID I GO OVER THE LIMIT YET? IT ISN'T OVER WITH OUR PLOT OF DESTORYING STICKS TO SAVE THE WORLD! )
Stick Pee appears!
Stick appears! !sraeppa kcitS
Stick Cowowowowowowowowow appears!
Stick Devil appears!
Stick Noob appears!
Stick is waiting for more of his army to appear.
Stick army appears!
Stick says "This is good."
- Code:
[img]http://static.minecraftforum.net/public/style_emoticons/default/stick.png[/img] for a stick
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Rift NFW is too lazy to fight and goes to eat himself a underground house.
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Stick Camera is turning to face Noob Free World, and then kill him..
Stick Camera is 23% facing Noob Free World.
SMELL MY BUM!
sajkdgaskydgashdg
DUN DUN DUN!
Stick Camera is 23% facing Noob Free World.
SMELL MY BUM!
sajkdgaskydgashdg
DUN DUN DUN!
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Rift NFW notices this, spreads his wings, and takes off.
Stick Camera floats and chaces after Rift NFW. It can't aim well while flying but Rift NFW can't get close to fight back because if he does Stick Camera could aim eazly.
Stick Camera floats and chaces after Rift NFW. It can't aim well while flying but Rift NFW can't get close to fight back because if he does Stick Camera could aim eazly.
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Stick Army appears! HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 losing 1 HP every second!
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