Re: tal.ki topic:Vending Mashene

**billy bob** Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:35 pm

Billy Bob gets out of vending machine to find himself in a bigger vending machine.
Billy Bob realizes that these go on forever.
Billy Bob looks outside vending machine at the exact right angle so he looks on forever. Happy

Billy Bob goes back and back and the vending machines get smaller.
The next vending machine is too small to go into.
Billy Bob shouts.
Shout echoes.
Billy Bob feels a tad smug about the whole situation. Wink

Billy Bob shoves a noob into the smallest vending machine: Deformed

**SS01** Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:06 pm

I managed to lose myself in there, I find you, and put in a will o' wisp.
The smallest machine explodes, and then a strange noise of movement is heard, we turn and see that the loop machine has gone, allowing us to escape!

**Noob Free World** Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:36 pm

I jump out right away, then pull you guys out.

**billy bob** Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:37 pm

We find ourselves in an even bigger vending machine.

Billy Bob puts a bomb into the vending machine.

**SS01** Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:04 pm

We all hide in a corner, the side explodes and we're finally out. Of course we are in another machine. I decide to go back to the smallest machine, and put in inside it's self, it implodes and a portal appears. Very Happy

**Noob Free World** Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:33 pm

We go thru the portal and find ourselves in the game portal flash, in front of a vending mashene somehow in portal. I put in the ital. button since it's anoying that the word portal keeps getting ital.ised.

**SS01** Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:32 pm

I put in a coin in the coin slot (for once the machine is used correctly!) and get out a portal gun. Tongue

**Noob Free World** Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:05 am

I fly a plane into the vending mashene so I can take what you guys put in. Evil

I throw the plane out.

**SS01** Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:52 pm

I put a dollar in, and get out the tilde (~) key! I press it and the the developer's console appears. I type in 'noclip'. We now can fly and walk through walls at breath taking speeds. Now for some fun. Devil

*flys off to find the cake*

**Noob Free World** Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:14 pm

I grab your dollor, and put it back in(thru the slot). A pencil appears but I grab it before it comes out. I draw a jet pack and use it to fly off...somehow.

**billy bob** Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:02 pm

I get out an item of sogginess.

I put in otherworldliness.

**SS01** Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:15 pm

I get out a Small Container of Impossibility. (SCI?) HMMMMMMMM... Anoyed

**billy bob** Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:34 am

You put in eternal smugness.

I get out nothing.

I put in more nothing.

**Noob Free World** Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:43 pm

A noob is about to come out but I blow it up.
I shove myslef back in.

**billy bob** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:41 pm

I get out a hideous mug with no handle. Confused

A noob runs into the vending machine: Deformed

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**Noob Free World** Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:59 pm

I blow up the noob(I'm still inside so I can't put anything in. I sound stupid right now.).

**billy bob** Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:22 pm

I get out Noob Free World.

I put in a blue orange.

**SS01** Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:26 pm

I put in a strong wind current, and get sucked in. So does everyone else. Now to see how this thing works..

**billy bob** Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:36 pm

Billy Bob climbs out of vending machine.

Billy Bob puts himself into the vending machine.

**Gordon Freeman** Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:30 am

I put www.facebook.com inside the vending machine. This coupon comes out of the vending machine:

"The coupon to one free internet. Insert in your pants to obtain"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
~Censored scene~
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL OF THE INTERNET. OBEY ME.

**SS01** Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:59 pm

NEVAH! *flys in from nowhere and steals coupon* YOU GET NOTHING!
Outraged

**Noob Free World** Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:20 pm

(SS flyed off, remember? He's not in the vending mashine.)

-climbs out-

How about we flip a coin? Heads G.F. gets it and tails SS gets it.

-flips and it lands on the side-

Shoot...um...side I get it!...J.K..
I'll stay out of this.

-jumps back into the vending mashine so I can grab stuff again-

**SS01** Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:39 am

I know! *cuts the coupon in half (thanks from NFW's scissors he found)*
There we share it. Very Happy

**Noob Free World** Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:57 pm

Wait, I don't remember any sissors...whatever.
Confused

Good idea!

GF owns 50% of the internet! You have a 50% chance of having to obey him.
SS owns 50% of the internet! You have a 50% chance of having to obey him.

**Gordon Freeman** Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:17 am

I get a noice maker of screaming mama luigi.
I keep clicking the button and it keeps yelling.
All people are like ?!?@#W>?#WERTHFHRTFCVRT
*EXPLOSION*
The noise maker exploded and everyone near the machine moved away from me.
Mad

I put in fireworks and activate them. Then i run.

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