Rampage and Randomness

[Noob Free World]

I'm trying to make a Dungons and Dragons rip off here. I never played it, but I think I understand it good eneugh from Futurama and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

If I understand correctly, you guys say what you do, but I'll be saying if if it works or what the effect is, etc. .

So, well, lets play DnD but lets make it as stupid, pointless, random, and funny as possible. No magic, please.

I'll be the dungonke...Rampagekeeper, please. *shot*



You are walking the woods, and a flaming rubics cube comes out of nowhere, and wants to fight. It's imune to fire!

[SS01]

I attempt to grab my sword, but realize its missing!

Oh, wait, that's why I'm here.

The woods have an icy section, and I run over to it.

I chuck icicles at the Flaming Rubik's Cube.

[Noob Free World]

The fire is put out! Attack it while it's trying to get back on fire!

[SS01]

I jump up using a cloud and land on the Rubik's Cube, and tear a mini cube off.

[Noob Free World]

Being the first and weakest enemy, that does it! :P
Is there exp points or something in DnD? 'Cuz I have no idea.

Anyway...lets shove some backstory into this.

Your group was at pacman's appartment a KM away from a KM in front of hell. You were trying to turn your heads into black holes so you could attack the pencil with a brain in the sewer. You can't, but you try to take it on anyway. On your way to the sewer, you need to go through the woods, where the rubic's cube attacked you.

Is that random eneugh? Lol.

You guys are now going through the woods again so you can get to the city and the sewer and the pencil. When you get to town, you need to find the sewer. Saddly, a yearbook took a vacum cleaner which ate your memory of where the sewer is. I have a place in mind, I guess guess where it is or something. Lets just say it's random. Lol.

[Micman27]

I punch the spot where the sewer is.

I say "I do not think where the sewer is."

:3

[SS01]

A walking manhole walks by.

CHASE HIM!

[Noob Free World]

(Forget what I said. Just chase the manhole, making you guess was stupid. Not charcasm. Lol.)
The manhole runs up a building and stands on the side. It then falls toward space before shooting itself with a taco. Then it falls down and recarnates as a dog that was still alive. Manholedog grabs it's dead body and runs!

[Micman27]

I grab my BnA(bowandarrow)andSHOOTit to DEATH!

[Noob Free World]

It works!
You open the manhole to reveal a floating hole to a sewer. You enter the sewer by driving a cell-phone-tree into it. Now, to find the pencil with a brain.

[Micman27]

I write an ugly message in case the Pencil with a Brain finds it.

"Dear PwaB,

WHY DO YOU THINK I AM FUNNY?
I AM NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
I GOT A WEAPON
AND IM GOING TO KLIL
YOUUUUUU

Your friend
Micman27"

I put it in a nearby mailbox.

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