Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

**SS01** Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:16 am

A: Because this isn't Minecraft.

Q: derp?

**Noob Free World** Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:02 am

A:Granted, but derp tries to blow up the planet.

Q:I wish it was Minecraft?

**SS01** Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:18 pm

A: This isn't corrupted wish. :P

Q: Is the weather nice?

**Noob Free World** Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:50 am

(I thought it would be funny to say it in a "corrupted wish" manner)

A:NO, it's not nice!
NOO!
NOOOO!
OH MY GOOOOOD!
THERE'S A MAGNITUDE 10.1 EARTHQUAKE HAPPENING!
THE LIGHTNING STORM THAT'S FORMING AT 200 STRIKES PER MINUTE IS REALLY BREWING UP!
NOT TO MENTION THAT THERE ARE 27 TORNADOES TEARING UP DOWNTOWN!
MAIN STREET IS UP IN A WRECK!
THIS IS INSANE!
THE RADIO SAYS THERE ARE SEVEN GIANT METEORITES HEADING STRAIGHT FOR MY HOUSE!
WHY ME?!?
OH MY GOD MY POWER JUST WENT OUT!
THERE'S A WATER SPOUT COMING FROM THE NEARBY LAKE!
CRAP THE EARTHQUAKE CAUSED TWO TSUNAMIS TO RAMPAGE FROM BOTH COASTS!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WAIT WAIT WAIT THERE'S A SOLAR STORM HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS MY STATE!
THE METEORITES CRUSHED MY HOUSE BUT LUCKILY I'M TYPING THIS ON MY IPHONE!
OH NO OH NO I THINK WE'RE HAVING SOME SEVERE ATMOSPHERIC STORMS OVER THE COUNTRYSIDE!
WELL YEAH YOU GET THE IDEA.
BYE.

(...I just had to. Credit to Kooky for evreything but the first 3 lines. Lol.)

Q:Did I get Kooky's permision to use that?

**SS01** Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:20 pm

A: NYO

Q: What rhymes with my name?

**Noob Free World** Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:20 am

A:StoneSmasher.
Q:What emotion is jfkbfjhfdgifihgfijd?

**Antonio** Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:37 pm

A: Your face (not offense)
Q: How long is your tongue?

**Noob Free World** Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:23 pm

A:Long eneugh to smack people with.
Q:What emotion is my face?

**Antonio** Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:51 am

A:Something like that:
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer - Page 2 2Q==

Q:IF I'd be a hamster,what's my favorite toilet?

**Noob Free World** Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:41 pm

A:The one willed with acid.
Q:FACE ON KEYBOARD! jhyunbyh6g n
LOL?

**Micman27** Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:51 pm

A: Only admins can faceplant on the keyboard.

Good thing you are an admin!

Q: If I just faceplanted my head into my laptop keyboard, would it make any difference?

**Noob Free World** Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:38 pm

A:Yes. You are allowed to faceplant on a laptop keyboard. However, going on NFW on a laptop will turn your laptop into a strange object that's:
1% *cencored*
99% random crap
AND 25% MAGIC SPARKLEZ!

Q:IS THIS TEXT?

**Micman27** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:35 am

A:Piano!

Q: THROW THE CHEEESE!

**Antonio** Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:11 pm

A:Just in my mouth .
Q:If I'm Neutral

and NFW is Anoyed

StinkerSquad is?

**SS01** Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:47 am

A:

Q:

?

**Micman27** Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:35 am

A: That is what will happen to NFW's face in two seconds.

Q: What just happened to NFW's face?

**Noob Free World** Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:36 pm

A:It swaped places with my afro.
Q:Why can't I morph my afro into a helicopter, then ride it?

**Micman27** Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:32 am

A: Because you can't. That is why it is so much fun to watch you try!

Q: Bleh blah blou blou, ble blu bla bla?

**Noob Free World** Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:56 am

A:Sure! Come over at 7, and bring some bags. Were gonna go pantry raiding at midnight.
Q:How come when my afro morphs into a helment, it's not very strong?

**Micman27** Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:55 am

A: Your body is made out of armor, so your helment got mispelled, and got VERY weak.

Q: ?Do geese see goD? :Q

**Noob Free World** Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:05 pm

A:Not anymore, he changed his username to Guy.
Q:Who should I obey?

**Micman27** Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:25 pm

A: Me.

Q: Why do I love ~~crators~~ ~~rabbits~~ ~~n00bs~~ B?

**Noob Free World** Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:14 pm

A:Because A is buzy being at the start of this post.

Q:Where is the M in this setence? The M used to say M counts.

**Micman27** Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:26 pm

A: Right under your nose.

Q: B?

**Noob Free World** Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:28 pm

A:C.

Q:D?

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