The Corrupted Wish!

[SS01]

I've seen this on other forums, someone says a wish, and the next poster makes it so something bad happens when they grant the wish, and then that poster says a wish.

E.G:

1^st:I wish I had a huge pizza!

2^st:It is so big it crushes everyone in the town.
I wish I had a dog. etc.
Get it?

I'll start: I wish I can go to the moon!

[DEEMAN223344]

You didn't have a helmet, so you couldn't breathe.
I wish I had a better than cereal lunch.

[Noob Free World]

Ok. Have a giant stale cereal lunch.

I wish there was a apple in ET with a afro who is based on me.

[SS01]

Granted, but you lose the ability of your five senses so the apple can have them.

I wish I could pull out an item from a game of my choice.

[DEEMAN223344]

Granted, but it was rabid and killed you.
I wish the most annoying enemy in AoDD would go away!

[SS01]

It disappears forever but it was also the most important enemy, so the game loses a plot.

[Noob Free World]

I wish you remembered to make a wish.

[SS01]

Whoops.
I wish stupid ads didn't exist.

[Noob Free World]

Granted. They will be repllaced with very stupid adds.
I wish -wish sencored to avoid getting banned even though I'm the only on who can ban people here-

(Hey, I can ban too! -SS01)

[DEEMAN223344]

Granted. the forum uses its sensors to sense existence, and bans you.
I wish people posted here more often.

[SS01]

There are so many new posts you cannot find this topic again.

I wish minecraft 1.8 would come out faster, with all features planned in it.

[Noob Free World]

(I forgot I let mods ban people. Sorry about that!
Wait, did I? IDK)
(Way to forget the wishing. -SS01)

[DEEMAN223344]

Granted, but you got banned.
I wish my sister would stop being afraid of the dog.

[Noob Free World]

I was replying to the edit you made in the post above, not actually going along with the game. That's why I didn't make a wish. Anyway...

Granted. You will now be afraid of the dog.

I wish my bro wasn't so bony so I could punch him without hurting myself.

[DEEMAN223344]

Granted, but then he died from a lack of bones.
I wish I wasn't banned.

[Noob Free World]

Granted. You have 5 seconds not being baned before you get banned forever.

I wish 3DS Sound wasn't crap.

[DEEMAN223344]

Granted, it is now pee.
I wish you would send my posts about my attitude to MS.

[Noob Free World]

I allready put them on the "3 users requesting unbanning" topic...

Granted. However, I will edit them slightly so it sounds like you are asking MS to rate the smilie rather than asking for a unban and giving good reason for it.
I wish I had more bragging rights.

[SS01]

You never were banned, so grante-PARADOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I wish Minecraft was easier to mod.

[Noob Free World]

Granted. It is now super-eazy to mod. However, it is now impossible to open. MUWAHAHAHAHA
I wish I was Boywhoflies from We Brawil in real life.

[Antonio]

I wish that somebody will make a site where you can download every game,every software,every movies, everything, and all are free.

[Noob Free World]

Granted, but your computer/ds/whatever you are using explodes apon going on that site.
I wish my We Brawl wish again.

[DEEMAN223344]

Granted, but because you are from WB, THIS IS NOT NOOB FREE WORLD.
I wish my computers would STOP BREAKING!

[Noob Free World]

Granted. However they turn into not-brocken robots and destroy the planet.

Wish this wish will not turn out bad.

[Micman27]

Your wish is..well..bad.

I wish Herobrine was still in minecraft.

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