Longest cheat code ever!

[Noob Free World]

I don't feel like explaining...have a eg. instead.

Eg:
Poster 1(me):To gain the power to turn into a Noob Hunter, start off by covering your wii with peanut butter...
Poster 2: ...then add bread to make a peanut butter and wii sandwhich...
Poster 3: ...which you need to feed to your table. To make your table eat it...


Like that. Lets see how long and random we can get it. I'll start...



To get App as a playable charecter in Brawl, first you need to paint a living magical apple blue. To find this apple you must...

[DEEMAN223344]

...Get a score of 1 on "Welcome Back Stinky!" without cheating.
To get that score you must....

[Noob Free World]

...use a jackhammer on your computer. The apple will appear inside your brain. To get the apple without killing yourself...

[DEEMAN223344]

...you must hire a doctor who hates you and get him to get it out.
To do so, you must....

[Noob Free World]

...throw yourself at the doctor until he wants to kill you. To disobey the laws of phisics and pick yourself up...

[SS01]

You must smash atoms togehter to make an anti-physics machine, and to do that, you must...

[Noob Free World]

...take appart your computer and break it until just the seprate atoms are left. Then you need to shove them in a blender. What's that? How do you do that to your computer? Well, you must...

[DEEMAN223344]

....follow directions in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dRewgUbxWc&feature=feedwll&list=W.
To use the force, you must....

[Noob Free World]

...folow these directions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h_ptbvYhk . Congrats, you have busted your computer. Continue for a few eons until your computer is just atoms. Now take those atoms and shove them in a blender like before mentioned. You now have your anti-phisics machine. You can now throw yourself at your doctor, even though you allready could make things float since you have the force, as you used it to break your computer. Now, throw yourself at your doctor for another few eons. Now, to actually get the cash to pay this doctor...

[DEEMAN223344]

...rob a bank without breaking the law, and then get back to the doctor before a random chomper eats you.
To rob the bank...

[Noob Free World]

...you need to prepare. Start by putting that random chomper in the bank...

[DEEMAN223344]

...and then having it eat the money; after making it your pet.
To get the chomper to eat the money...

[Noob Free World]

...you must gain phychic powers and brainwash it. To gain these powers...

[DEEMAN223344]

...You must catch a Psychic pokemon. To enter the pokemon world...

[Noob Free World]

...buy a 3DS and get Pokedex 3D on it, then jump into your DS. To find a psychic pokemon...

[DEEMAN223344]

Use AR and steal it from HG/SS's first Elite Four.
To get Action Replay...

[Noob Free World]

...you must steal my bro's. To find my house...

(Bro dosen't actually have a AR, though)

[DEEMAN223344]

...You must hack NFW.
To hack NFW...

[Noob Free World]

...you must first reach the Noob Free World universe. To reach the NFWU, use the Worminator. You will pop up at the top of Noob Hater's Mountain, where all noobs in the NFWU have been banished to. To get to the base of the mountain without the army of noobs killing you...

[DEEMAN223344]

...You must kill them with gun.
To get a gun....

[Noob Free World]

...you must steal Noob Hunter's gun. To steal his gun without him shooting you in the face with a laser...

[DEEMAN223344]

...You must eat Noob Hunter.
To eat Noob Hunter without throwing up...

[Noob Free World]

...you're gonna need a lot of honey! To get OVER 9000! bottles of honey...

[billy bob]

...buy the xyzzy. To buy the xyzzy you must...

[Noob Free World]

...use some HHHAAAXXX!!! To use HHHAAAXXX!!! you must...

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